"Marked Safe from Anorexia" - Heavy Weight Cotton T-Shirt
"Marked Safe from Anorexia" - Heavy Weight Cotton T-Shirt
Built for people who treat the snack aisle like a sacred pilgrimage. This heavyweight tee proudly declares you’ve made peace with carbs and conquered the buffet line. Crafted from premium 100% cotton, it’s soft enough to nap in after a food coma, yet durable enough to survive countless trips through the drive‑thru.
The heavyweight fabric gives it that perfect drape — not clingy, not flimsy, just solid comfort that feels like a hug from your favorite bag of chips. Breathable, high‑quality stitching, and designed to last longer than your New Year’s resolutions. This isn’t just a shirt, it’s a lifestyle statement.
And yes, it’s a Goofballtrucker exclusive — because only legends deserve threads this tasty.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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