"Marked Safe from Anorexia" - Heavy Weight Cotton T-Shirt

Built for people who treat the snack aisle like a sacred pilgrimage. This heavyweight tee proudly declares you’ve made peace with carbs and conquered the buffet line. Crafted from premium 100% cotton, it’s soft enough to nap in after a food coma, yet durable enough to survive countless trips through the drive‑thru.

The heavyweight fabric gives it that perfect drape — not clingy, not flimsy, just solid comfort that feels like a hug from your favorite bag of chips. Breathable, high‑quality stitching, and designed to last longer than your New Year’s resolutions. This isn’t just a shirt, it’s a lifestyle statement.

And yes, it’s a Goofballtrucker exclusive — because only legends deserve threads this tasty.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean